What’s all this then?
It’s a blog, with a bunch of made-up stuff on it. Maybe also some facts. Probably not, though. You will learn things about things. Learning is good.
About once a week you will get a new lesson. We’re starting out with an A-Z of music. Over the next few weeks, you will learn all there is to know about the blues, power ballads, un-black metal and much, much more. Well… 23 more. As a bonus, you will also learn the alphabet! Wow!
You can request some extra learning through the ask page. It’s like a search engine, but slower and far less accurate.
Why am I here?
I assume you’re here because you clicked on a link somewhere. If you didn’t click anything, you may have telekinesis, which is cool and I want you to be my friend. Immediately.
If you meant that in an existential sense, it’s a bit early to be dealing with questions on that scale. First we will learn about things like music and shapes and the basic ways to not die. Once we’ve got that covered, we can get all philosophical in this bitch.
What now?
Go forth and learn, I guess.
